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House Dimir Music Video (Everybody Wants To Rule The World)

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House Dimir totally doesn't exist. This totally isn't the last of the guilds of Ravnica. Magic: The Gathering isn't even real. Nope. -------------------------------- Tumblr http://joshscorcher.tumblr.com/ Twitter https://twitter.com/joshscorcher FOB Equestria http://www.fobequestria.com/ Patreon http://www.patreon.com/joshscorcher
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Jasmine Jensen (2 months ago)
Jasmine Jensen (2 months ago)
Maybe you should make a video for bant!
Gunnofspades (3 months ago)
Ah Dimir, When they are done with you, you’ll be Black and Blue.
Twin Head Dragon (4 months ago)
Ohh, Dimir. Always lurking in shadow, plotting your macinachions. But have you taken into account , that THIS IS GRUUL TERRITORY NOW!
TerribilisScriptor (5 months ago)
beeing black/blue sure feels good
Shawn Berg (5 months ago)
My Secrecy. My Advantage. Ly umigd
Prof Membrane (5 months ago)
Dimir: People hate playing against us and we know it Izzet: (glados voice) for science Rakdos: the Satanic Panic if it was genuinely serious. Simic: we're just here...growin shit. Golgari: just cuz something's dead doesn't mean it lost it's purpose. Selesnya: We're like the Boros...except less headstrong Boros: DIE SCUM!!! NO PRISONERS!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!! Azorius: we make laws that the citizens of Ravinca must follow...also our leader is on a different plane of existence. Orzhov: ever read 1984 or any Orwell novel? Add ghosts and there ya go.
Jim Hirl (6 months ago)
I thought this was gonna be the original, but this is much more fitting
Blaze the Planeswalker (7 months ago)
I just saw the sigil of dimir....uh oh
F (9 months ago)
I never liked House Dimir... Until I listened to this.
ridley1313 (9 months ago)
I just finished reading the return to ravnica novels, and when i got to the part where lazav locks people in the dark room with no doors miles underground i immediatley thought back to this video and the lyrics "theres a room where the light wont find you" and realised how perfect this song is.
diaboli14s (1 year ago)
I’m sad about the simic one
Tyler M (1 year ago)
you know this isnt the original song. the original is by tears for fears
I cannot tell you of the dimir because they are merely a rumor, a grim fairytale meant to scare children who misbehave
I'm Urt (1 year ago)
This song fits so well the Dimir. Even when it says "Turn your back on Mother Nature" fits the House 'cause blue and black are both enemies of the green. Great job for every guild video, but for this one you've found the perfect song.
ftwkh85 (7 months ago)
I'm Urt and a characteristic of dimir is Transhumanism. Which is to deny nature and control your own evolution
Flame of Mage (1 year ago)
I love the description of the video!
Cajek (1 year ago)
I cannot wait for the Grixis music video
ShadowTron (1 year ago)
I have to say, this is the perfect music for House Dimir. Well it would be if it actually existed. The myth that they *chuckles* actually exist is the only thing that can scare my Ravnican children into eating their Simic broccoli!
ShadowTron (1 year ago)
I'm currently hiding in the closet while my Simic broccoli child mutants trash the house. Hopefully the Boros get here soon, but man, the Azorius are gonna be so pissed at me.
ridley1313 (1 year ago)
ShadowTron id be more scared of the simic broccoli. your kids probably sprouted extra appendeges by now
Nicolbolas2 (1 year ago)
The Dimir don't exist , and they wouldn't use such a bad song.
Fred Reindl (1 year ago)
I remember hearing this in the trailer for Dracula Untold. One of the first examples of Man of Steel pop.
batmeme (2 years ago)
Anyone know what the card is at 2:02?
Ren Shade (1 year ago)
subparsquared It's duskmantle prowler from M13
Lunacorva (2 years ago)
Just realised today that Judy Hopps is actually a Dimir character
Cajek (1 year ago)
Uh, she's more Selesnya in my opinion... Nick might have started as Dimir (using information, deceit, and underhanded dealings to get what he wants) but he ends up Azorius
TARDIS915 (1 year ago)
Lunacorva explain?
Byron Smothers (2 years ago)
who came up with the dimir ambigram in the thumbnail? strictly genius
TheDCmatrix (2 years ago)
That was my idea, and I thank you for mentioning it!
Victor Sanchez (2 years ago)
it's fun to Imagen the fall of an empire when you listen to this song
Victor Sanchez (2 years ago)
GameProse (2 years ago)
Just thought I'd point out that House Dimir is no longer the guild that does not exist. They blew that secret into the open in the original Ravnica block. As of Return to Ravnica, they're public identity is that of couriers, investigators, reporters, and archivists.
Jackson of the Mardu (2 years ago)
What is Dimir? Is it a group on Ravnica? Obviously not a guild. The 9 guilds are Selesnya, Azorius, Rakdos, Gruul, Orzhov, Izzet, Golgari, Boros and Simic.
Exhibitionist (9 months ago)
@Kirill TheDragon and there releasing cards for dimir sooo
Kirill TheDragon (11 months ago)
I see what you did there XD #DimirIsStillAliveYouChumpsAndItIsStrongerThanEver
Nathanael Lambert (1 year ago)
they got better right before return block
redemption101caleb (1 year ago)
House Dimir is not a current guild, I'm afraid. Despite what all those, now deceased, informants were trying to tell the Boros. If such a guild were to exist, which they don't, they might very well be using such a page to draw out potential threats and mark them down for elimination. But they don't exist. So that is absolutely not what is happening.
HydroGlobus (1 year ago)
They are on the Tablet because they used to be a guild. They are a noble House, those have a tendency to die out, especially over 10000 years. But they still cannot be taken off the tablet, even though there is no Dimir remaining today. Nope. Not a single one. (also, @Nathanael isn't it technically 7 then, because Simic was also destroyed?)
XXsirstrawhatXX (2 years ago)
huh. I never realized the symbol of House Dimir was Yu Yevon.
Fliits (2 years ago)
Hail Hydra.
Jacob Bielski (2 years ago)
I'm wondering if Dimir is the singer of this song, or is who it's being sung TO.
Stellar Aevum (10 months ago)
I think it would be a Dimir assassin teaching their pupil.
An itsy bit of this, itsy bit of that, probably lots of that if the singer in the latter is someone who's better than Dimir at their own game.
Jacob Bielski (2 years ago)
I know that. What I'm wondering is whether Dimir uses this to describe themselves, or if this is something an OUTSIDER would be TELLING them.
Euan Rouch (2 years ago)
It's Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Lorde.
THEDestendGem (2 years ago)
TARDIS915 (1 year ago)
THEDestendGem this version is more fitting to the guild.
Vesper Synn (2 years ago)
My Secrecy My Advantage My Guild
redemption101caleb (1 year ago)
ridley1313 (1 year ago)
Shadow Realm Gaming what guild are you talking about?
redemption101caleb (1 year ago)
Dangerous to recognize. Deadly not to.
Desert Fox (2 years ago)
I really enjoyed these videos relating to the guilds. I shall now play the videos whenever I play with any of my guild decks. Thank you Josh
werdna213 (2 years ago)
so its the magic the gathering version of the Illuminati
ftwkh85 (7 months ago)
dimir does not exist. only fools spread stories of them.
Wilson Godoy (8 months ago)
dimir is the cia mixed with man in black
Flame of Mage (8 months ago)
No, the Azorius is the Illuminati. I mean, look at their symbol, and they're the government.
Timothy Ashton (2 years ago)
This song makes me want to see a movie about Ravnica, where there's a Dimir agent is going about trying to keep order in a 'the necessary evil' type way, and encounters all the other guilds at there 'best' and worst {including his own}. :D
Timothy Ashton (2 years ago)
It it's exactly like the plot I had in mind then this must be it's theme song. XD
Lunacorva (2 years ago)
There's the official Ravnica novels, if that helps.
Katherine Morse (2 years ago)
But Stealer of Secrets isn't House Dimir...
JessusTheMessiah (2 years ago)
Unexpectedly powerful..
Drakkari Lich (2 years ago)
The ultimate Edgelords of Magic: The Gathering. No wonder they are my 2nd favorite faction.
ridley1313 (1 year ago)
Drakkari Lich are you reffering to rakdos?
Fan of Most Everything (2 years ago)
Appropriately enough, I almost didn't see this video. Don't know how people without the proper memetic clearance are commenting on it, though. Ol' Circu's going to have some new customers...
Anthony Canizares (2 years ago)
my first deck was a dimir deck.
Lord Sathien (2 years ago)
Since nobody else has commented on it, I commend you for using an ambigram font in "Dimir."
TheDCmatrix (2 years ago)
OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!! That was my idea!
William Mattes (2 years ago)
i love the way you did this...just awesome
cmsully1 (2 years ago)
... As someone who doesn't play Magic: The Gathering, I have to ask: Why does Golgari creep you out more than this guild, especially since to me Dimir is the one whom you should fear more?
ridley1313 (1 year ago)
to explain whats already been explained with more clarity, the golgari represent judging a book only by its cover. the golgari arent evil, but people judge them unfairly because theyre the bottom of society and do unpleasent work. they dont want to be the way they are. theyre just retaliating against the fact that they have such a miserable lot in life. the dimir are the opposite. the dimir arent supposed to exist. you likened it to werewolves and vampires but unlike them in ravnica the dimir are very very real. they're not supposed to exist, but they do and theyre watching you. theyre manipulating you and those you love and you dont even know theyre doing it. as long as youre against the dimir you have no free will, theyve already planned everything that you are doing in advance. the golgari look frightening, but the dimir prey on the fear of not being able to see. like wandering blind and barefoot in a room of broken glass.
Coraline Kozun (1 year ago)
cmsully1 a wise choice. Place your fear in the unknown. Death is inevitable.
HydroGlobus (1 year ago)
All the above plus the fact that Golgari just... freaking... won't... go... down. I mean, you can maybe run from an assassin, and lure him into a trap, but if you are on the run from the Golgari, be prepared to not sleep for more than a week.
Perkle the Torkoal (1 year ago)
Golgari are the waking reminder of the famous saying, "all men must die". Why should you fear a knife in the alley, when it is the act of Death that you truly fear?
Nathanael Lambert (2 years ago)
kinda reminds me of the time where the Golgari and the Dimir kicked the ass of the Boros in the first book...
Dante Phantom (2 years ago)
Amazing video, I remember hearing that song from the Dracula untold trailer years ago.
DragonCat 21 (2 years ago)
* looks at the comments, seeing people say that they've never heard of 'house Dimir * am I the only one who read the description?
TravellingStoryteller (2 years ago)
People commenting on this is very purposeful, as 'officially' there is no house Dimir. They are the guild that hides in shadows and deals in deception, they are those who traffic in secrets and information. The schemers, the manipulators, those that seek power above all else. Dimir doesn't exist... because that is what they want people to believe, and they will do everything in their power to make sure their presence isn't revealed to the masses.
Nagol93 (2 years ago)
What guild?
Nagol93 (2 years ago)
In mtg lore house Dimir was a very secretive guild and most people didnt even know the guild existed
Craterfist (2 years ago)
Don't you go milling my deck, boy
Lord Sathien (2 years ago)
I use Altar of the Brood in my Daretti deck. All of those artifacts coming and going quickly depletes an enemy's deck.
UltraStinger16 (2 years ago)
Nope. Undead Alchemist, Alter og the Brood, Grimgrin Corpse-Born, and Phenax, God of Deceit. Literally endless mill
Lord Sathien (2 years ago)
Undead Alchemist and Ghoulsticher Geralf?
UltraStinger16 (2 years ago)
Don't worry, my mill deck is worse then the Dimir. Zombie mill. I mill your stuff and take it for my own. heh heh heh
GavinHohenheim (2 years ago)
We are pleased.
superdimentiobrolyX (2 years ago)
I'm here to remind you how ridiculous the dimir founder Szadeks body count is. He both directly and indirectly killed a staggering amount of important people in ravnica even after death in his ultimately failed plot to rule ravnica.
Lord Sathien (2 years ago)
@Jared Dampf On a related note, I was doing a recent search on Gatherer for "power and toughness each equal to the number of cards" and Nameless Race came up. While the card itself is crap, it's been erratad to have no creature type, it literally just reads "Creature" now; instead of say "Creature - Nameless Race.'
Lord Sathien (2 years ago)
So what's Lazav's story in that case? Apprentice seeking to overthrow the master's plans?
superdimentiobrolyX (2 years ago)
@Jared Dampf he died in prison, took over the ghost realm of ravnica, came back and killed more people as a ghost.
ChicagoDomer2596 (2 years ago)
Hooray! This song! *watches* Boo! Lorde version!
William Xu (2 years ago)
wait what dimir there's only 9 guilds and dimir isn't one of them (please don't assassinate me)
superdimentiobrolyX (2 years ago)
don't mess with the mail man
Western Echidna (2 years ago)
YES!!!! This was my deck back when i played Magic
Megabuster254 (2 years ago)
So Josh, congrats on all of your MTG Ravnica Guild Videos, since you're done, are you going to do music videos on other Magic Color Coordinated Groups? Such as the Shards of Alara, or the Clans of Tarkir? BTW, both are 3 color combos instead of two.
Vesper Synn (2 years ago)
medramon masque de cendres I was thinking maybe Fury of the Storm by Dragonforce for Kolaghan, seeing as she's referred to as the Storm's Fury in her Fate Reforged card and the extremely fast and heavy pace of the song is also fitting for a dragon and clan who strikes like lightning. Strong and fast.
Suggestions: Mardu/Kolaghan = "all we need is blood" (powerwolf) or "warrior inside" (disturbed). Abzan/Dromoka= "be immortalized" (disturbed). but maybe you will make the Khans clans and the Dragons clans separately. Great job for that and FOB equestria :) (i'm a french fan)
Nubi Bulit Katchr (2 years ago)
+joshscorcher Khans is my favorite set... Sooooo... Please. I thought some of the pictures used in the other videos weren't of the guild, but they pertained to it. But do it and you have a devout follower
Darth Xentus (2 years ago)
Which is fair considering Ravinica has two blocks to work with while Tarkir and Shards only have one a piece.
Megabuster254 (2 years ago)
@TheRatMan As long as they're still Magic Card Artwork
Guts Masterson (2 years ago)
Something tells me I am using my Dimir wrong
Guts Masterson (2 years ago)
@Solemn Howler I don't use Milling in mine, I prefer to go out off that box
Lord Sathien (2 years ago)
@D HAROLD Jared mentioned EDH, I recommended Phenax as a Dimir commander focusing on high toughness and milling.
Guts Masterson (2 years ago)
@Solemn Howler what is this conversation even about anymore?
Lord Sathien (2 years ago)
Maybe Phenax can change your mind? Pair him up with Consuming Aberration for A-G-O-N-Y or switch over to a Planar Void so that nobody gets to root around in the 'yard.
superdimentiobrolyX (2 years ago)
@D HAROLD dimir isn't great for edh if you ask me, for edh I run grixis and simic.
Charr (2 years ago)
This is the one i was most excited for, because i legitimately didn't know what you had in store for them. Interesting choice! I like it!
Caleb Firedragon (2 years ago)
Wait, who his this "Dimir?" I've never heard of them.
John Sanchez (2 years ago)
I wouldnt tease the mailman then.
Willingmess (2 years ago)
Please keep this awesome series up! Maybe based on the Clans of Tarkhir?
The Gaming Engineer (2 years ago)
so, are you going to make the shards of Alara now or what do you have in mind ?
Edward Ramos (2 years ago)
Is this supposed to be the Guild That Must Not Be Named or something?
superdimentiobrolyX (2 years ago)
they are that way of there own devices, they keep there own existence a closely guarded secret. Secrecy and deception are there mantra.
The Gaming Engineer (2 years ago)
@commander frostwolf my libs are sealed, my friend.
commander frostwolf (2 years ago)
@The Gaming Engineer yeah pretty much all i know it that they are a post office i dont know about any "covert side"
The Gaming Engineer (2 years ago)
@commander frostwolf ....so that was why you made those post office references in the previous video.....
commander frostwolf (2 years ago)
they did reveal themselves but their front is just a post office
coolcat001100 (2 years ago)
Hmph... Dimir. A bunch of immoral snakes who need to be exterminated for the good of the community.
Fliits (1 year ago)
You should watch your mouth. Otherwise you'll one day find it silenced.
Lunacorva (2 years ago)
@commander frostwolf Peace is overrated. Conflict is how we grow.
Sean Murphy (2 years ago)
First you need to find 'em.
Lunacorva (2 years ago)
@commander frostwolf You mind repeating yourself there? I think there was a grammar error?
commander frostwolf (2 years ago)
@Lunacorva all guilds are dangerous in their own rigth, but none more than the other wich creates and tenous but existing peace
TheRatMan (2 years ago)
Yes! This is perfect! XD
The Nuclear Otaku (2 years ago)
Great video, but...... the nsp cover will always be the best version
Lord Sathien (2 years ago)
I hadn't actually heard any other versions of the song by NSP's.
Jonathon Allen (2 years ago)
Amit Sugarman (2 years ago)
How did you manage to make 10 videos? Ravnica only has 9 guilds, I don't even know of this Dimir you speak of.
Redd00Dragon (3 months ago)
look underneath the underneath to find the music of life my brother.
Logan Byrd (1 year ago)
we lost simic
Shen Sorein (2 years ago)
When I saw the title, I was intrigued. The lyrics, sure, but the music style? Then I listened to it. Where did you FIND this? It was PERFECT!
DragonCat 21 (2 years ago)
+NotSoSeriousNick it is Lorde's version of the song
NotSoSeriousNick (2 years ago)
Fairly sure this was Lorde's version of "Every Body wants to rule the world". Used in one of the trailers for AC:Unity as well as one of the Hunger Games movies (I think).
Silverslipstream (2 years ago)
and the ten have been completed, unless you were planning on doing the guildless rebellion
AgravainFury (2 years ago)
+The Gaming Engineer yeah. The Gateless Movement was referenced in flavor text during RTR and Gatecrash.
Danothyus1 (2 years ago)
The guildless are ppl of ravnica who are against the guilds, they appeared during gatecrash and for what i know are stil la treat agaisnt the guilds.
Silverslipstream (2 years ago)
+The Gaming Engineer I believe so, in some trivia for cards that mention people not affiliated with the guilds there are often bits and pieces about how only the guilds are taken care of and everyone is pressured into joining one, that and as the guild pact starts to waver the common folk are caught in the middle of spats, considering magic and giant creatures, getting in the middle of two guilds is a little scary. so there are specific cards that reference "protecting the guildless" which may be a parallel for homeless in this context
The Gaming Engineer (2 years ago)
is there a guildless rebelion ? is this something that was introduced in the return to ravnica block or something ?

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