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BLIND JOKES ARE FUNNY ...SOMETIMES

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Zozo Loza (16 hours ago)
Gallop is so CUTE and HANDSOME
J. C. (2 days ago)
My dog is blind. I refer to myself as his guide human. We often make little jokes about his blindness, but never anything mean, of course.
Vladimir (11 days ago)
I totally agree on your view on jokes. I only found out about your channel today (through Tommy Eddison's channel, and by the way, his jokes are amazing) I decided to put a joke here, too. It's not specifically about blind people, but it still works. From "A bit of Fry and Laurie" (if you haven't seen it yet, I totally recommend it) "I walked into a shop the other day... 14 stitches!"
the joke with a plate was ... like just leave. Why ppl are so rude ?
Ew that joke "did you?" is so rude and dumb. i hate every person who said it
PrePreMed (13 days ago)
I totally love this. I always make Blind jokes to help people feel comfortable. “ Hey, could someone more sighted do this?” Or I crash into something and say “ Blind girl probs”...
какашка johnson (24 days ago)
i have made it my goal in life to find where you like, break into your house, and steal gallop. he is just so cute!!!!!
PixieoftheWood (27 days ago)
The thing with moving the food away is...what's even supposed to be funny about that? The only 'joke' there is that you couldn't find your food when he moved it away, which it's like...obviously you wouldn't be able to? The number one rule of comedy is that it has to be funny.
Jazzy K (1 month ago)
I love jokes about how weird I am, but u hate when people make jokes about my sensitivity.
Diana M (1 month ago)
I'm a bi girl and my friends in the LGBTQ community and I make jokes about our sexuality a lot, which I'm totally cool with. But sometimes people outside of the community like family members *cough* Dad *cough* and they just make me really uncomfortable. Though it's ussually well intentioned since it's not someone with a shared experience it just feels harsh and idk uncomfy. It just feels invasive I guess, like that's my thing to joke about, ya know?
Anita Wifladt (1 month ago)
I so agree with the statement " the joke is only funny if the person being joked about is laughing too" otherwise it's just mean.
OneEyed Warrior (1 month ago)
I make crappy blind jokes at school I’m legally blind Half the time, I don’t see them coming. I also have just one eye, so I’ll keep my eye out for my bad jokes and try to fix them
Reality (1 month ago)
I just have to say (yes ik im a yr late sue me) I live in England but I came from America so I have a American accent so my friends and I always make American jokes and I love it bc it helped me get used to moving across the globe
Kelsey Allman (1 month ago)
I joke about my depression and my friends do to but when someone makes a joke about my self harming problem it goes beyond the point of comedy to just being rude cause. that's very personal information that I felt safe enough to tell you, and you abused my trust. same with jokes about me being gay I'm fine with that but, I had a friend once say a gay joke about me in front of the whole class and I got bullied for that the rest of the time I went to that school
Florence Cranes (1 month ago)
Gallop is so cute
SixBlindKids (1 month ago)
Our kids have a quick wit and crack blind jokes all the time. It really does break the tension and allows real dialogue, even funny dialogue to continue!
PearDrawsStuff (1 month ago)
That guy is a dick
Ellady Sezzy (1 month ago)
I’m deaf and I make jokes all the time because then no one can make mean jokes about me it’s away of taken the power out of there hands
stiffler2068 (1 month ago)
I get what you're saying, I'm registered blind 20 200 (macular dystrophy), I'm quick witted, like puns and don't mind general blind jokes, the line for me is when I'm struggling to see and do something then have someone think it's time for a blind joke rather than help, I like jokes so maybe it's easy to think it's ok but there's a difference between a general joke and ridiculing someone that's struggling as it's more like bullying. Dan UK
The claw Janitor (1 month ago)
I have tried to confront my friend countless times but she never stops making fun of me
Live in the Chaos (1 month ago)
You verbalized this so well. Perfectly explained!
Offbeat Bryce (1 month ago)
It's not really a joke specifically for the blind but one time I was visiting a friend who was blind and he doesn't need the light to go down the stairs. I couldn't find the light switch so I walked down the stairs in the dark and fell down them. My blind friend said "Are you okay?" I said "Yes I'm fine I just couldn't see because the light was off." my blind friend said "I don't need the light, I'm blind ya know" I did find it funny that me being a person who can see fell down the stairs of a blind person's house. :)
Jimmy the car (1 month ago)
That guy who got you food and was mocking you was a jerk Food isn’t something to mess around with
Erd Tird Mans (1 month ago)
Video explained it perfectly. Only thing I might say is that it's wildly funny when you - the person - actually do change your language. The other people around you have this moment of "That was an odd choice of wor- OH RIGHT haha" And I would have punched that dude in the face for the plate-moving shit. That's so obviously not a good faith joke.
Ella Lilac (1 month ago)
How did you SEE that comment... Ok no
Viola Rae (1 month ago)
I'm short too (although not as short as you) and I love short jokes. I actually can't think of any short jokes that I didn't like.
Vicky Alex29 (1 month ago)
So when i was younger i had cancer and last year i returned at going to school and one day at the bus going back home a girl accidentally threw a little piece of paper at me , she apologised and i said that it's ok it has happen to me something worse and i meant that a bird has pooped at my head (long story) and a guy who was sitting on the back seat of mine (who knew that i had cancer) said "yea not like you had cancer or anything" and i think that violence is not the best answer but i slaped him and his bro slaped him and i felt sooo good and then i didnt talk to him for a month
Zach Burnham (1 month ago)
10:41 What a jerk! EDIT: I didn't finish watching the video I got mad... sorry
Richelle Heacock (1 month ago)
I love how you make the distinction about really seeing something with your eyes or just using it in context. When I coached volleyball, we would always talk to the kids about taking in information. We would ask them what does the word “look” and what does the word “see” mean. We would have them define the words without using that word in the definition. Basically by the end, we would come to the conclusion that “look” meant focusing on something and “see” meant understanding. So when you look & see something, you’re really focusing and then understanding the information you’re taking it… However it is you take it in! Love your videos Molly! I was paralyzed in a car accident nine years ago this January. You inspired me to start my own channel and I use you for inspiration all the time! Thanks girl :-)
Matt Jackson (1 month ago)
A woman is at home naked getting changed when she hears a knock at the door. Who is it, she calls out. The blind man, replied the voice. So the woman shrugs and lets the man in. Nice tits, now where am I hanging these then said the man, surprised.
Matt Jackson (1 month ago)
I agree. There is a difference between joking and being funny versus plain bullying. Like me and my family laughing about how my dad and I are bald my brother is cocky and arrogant my mum is short chubby and not very feminine. All laughing together. Wheras my ‘friends’ or classmates would laugh and say ugg look at how you write, look how awkward he is or making mr bean noises or booting my football as far away as possible right when it was time to go in from lunch. One is fun the other is bullying.
kimmie Wise (1 month ago)
I was actually lambasted by my friends for asking a disabled public speaker if he makes jokes about his disability. I literally asked “Do you ever make jokes about your disability to cope?” And he was really nice since people were getting out of their seats ready to find me and hit me and he actually tried to calm everyone down and said that I had the right to ask the question and he replied (he was paraplegic) “Yeah me and my friends make jokes all the time. Like once they had a frat house game night and asked if I wanted to host twister. I’m fine with jokes like that.” And afterwards I was confronted by many people trying to tell me that asking that question was out of line. As opposed to what? Asking about his catheter, like everyone else?? I think he was more comfortable talking about jokes about the disabled than he was talking about how he can have sex in front of Highschool students... I just had to put that out there. If someone just ASKS about jokes I don’t think it’s reasonable to shout hearsay.
Zenya Flitton (1 month ago)
I have an air bubble in my head and when people would find out they were very uncomfortable about it until I would say that it explains why I am such an air head.
Zenya Flitton (1 month ago)
I love how gallop is just snuggling up to her asleep.
G Pettus (1 month ago)
Rest In Peace, Gallop.
Fuchsia Crayon (1 month ago)
I make all the gay jokes about myself. The only jokes I don’t like are “Do you find x attractive?” & using slurs in your joke
Kiera Nelson (1 month ago)
I don't like jokes about bullying
Oreo The Cutie (1 month ago)
I wear glasses and can't see a thing without them and people can't seem to get that snatching them off my face isn't funny. When I say I can't see without I *can't see anything without them. Just blur. Nothing more. Past my upper wrist is blur* and if I'm talking about my sight and you make a good joke I'm cool with it but if like we're just hanging out and you make a joke I just feel uncomfortable and I'd most likely leave. I find the first one closer to bullying than a joke and the second one is just... there's a time and place for everything and nobody that I meet seems to get it right Oh almost forgot I'm also black and almost every white person meet (me meeting a white person is rare since my community is mostly black so I'm not saying whites are racist or anything) makes a black joke and that is no black joke is anywhere near funny. Especially when they call me things like crow and then get offended when I get upset and show it by calling them snowball. Like boi no... you gotta find the line between funny and mean. And for me that line is pretty thick so it ain't that hard
fritoone (1 month ago)
Me who's fully sighted *walks into walls just about every time I walk* Molly who's blind *can literally walk around her apartment without walking into anything*
Ida Berg (1 month ago)
I'm dyslexic and always joke about it. So I get what you mean
Jackson Smith (2 months ago)
*What did the blind dog say to the other? Nothing. Dogs can’t talk*
Chilly Studios (2 months ago)
Heh. I'm blonde and have always loved blonde jokes. I have quite the collection. A blind guy walks into a bar, sits down on a stool and says "Hey! Want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender says "I don't know if that's a good idea. See, I'm blonde and the guy next to you is blonde and he's a professional wrestler. Then there is the guy over in the corner, he works with the mafia. He's blonde. You still want to tell your blonde joke?" The blind guy shakes his head. "Nah. I don't want to explain it three times."
Megan Rae (2 months ago)
Even though you’re blind you have a shining future and you’re walking right toward it!
perkypuss 123 (2 months ago)
Gallop is sooooo cute lying there
Brooke Ball (2 months ago)
Some people are just bind to other people's feelings. I'll show myself out now
Kaylee’s Corner (2 months ago)
i joke a lot about how i'm short. A line for me is racial jokes and jokes about other people
Kaylee’s Corner (2 months ago)
Gallop is SO CUTE!!
Trixie trixter (2 months ago)
Something EVeryong I KNow Jokes ABout Is My Sexuality, Im Bisexual And Legit Everyone Jokes About IT XD, Liek Today My Friends Were Like, ``If A Straight Person IS Straight, Is A Homosexual Person WONKY?` And I Laughed Legit FOr Like 3 Hours XDD
Paige Lemieux (2 months ago)
gallop sleeping is such a mood
Hayden Matulka (2 months ago)
Molly: blind girl moment Me: I don't have an excuse I'm just stupid
Spirit Angasan (2 months ago)
As a native American i dont like drunk jokes, but i dont care if non natives wear Pocahontas/indian/native costumes for Halloween.
Haykey (2 months ago)
Im late to the party but I’m short and I make so many jokes about it, my old manager used to even call me “shorty” and that was fine when he use it. Then others started using “shorty” at my expense which was definitely bullying. My line is drawn when they keep dragging it on. no matter how funny the joke is they play on it and drag it out rather than just laughing and moving on. It becomes really immature and it stops being funny really fast especially when someone repeats the same thing over and over.
ashlea dhein (2 months ago)
Good communication is a great way to know those boundaries. Love your YouTube videos molly!!!
StephanieLCW (2 months ago)
its kinda fucked up but i had a rough childhood and my close friends know that but i deal with it the same way you do, with comedy. I always joke that i have daddy issues and make cutting jokes with my friends (despite all the scars on my arms) but it really just depends, like my friends make jokes that i think are very funny but its very awkward when someone new comes in and thinks its ok to start saying stuff like when i do something clumsy "aww did your dad hit you too hard in the head" and we all just look at him like wtf
Laura Sheldon (2 months ago)
I feel you. I have hearing problems problems. (I'm not deaf). But I joke about it a lot and my friends too. But when people try to mock me that we're it draws the line. I had people talk very quiet well I was sitting next to me and laughing at me because I couldn't hear anything they were saying.
Lily Gacha Potato (2 months ago)
Someone- Isn’t the big ben beautiful? Molly- ... Yeah! Beautiful.... At the mall Cashier- Oh, you went to the big ben? Molly- yeah..... why? Cashier- How does it look like? Molly- ..... I am so sorry if I offended anyone, this is me trying to be funny. I love you Molly and I would do anything to make you happy! Love you~
Red Rhodes (2 months ago)
I’m trans, and my family and friends joke with me about it all the time, but I definitely get what it’s like for someone to take it too far.
Vanessa Tucker (2 months ago)
Fluffy is the best comedian
South Sports Outdoors (2 months ago)
Sea you never should be see you never. Your shirt is misspelled.
The Chronicles of Lis (2 months ago)
That jerk with the food plate was being really cruel. He was basically denying you food for his entertainment. And being so disrespectful to you in front of an audience.
Madison Varnado (2 months ago)
I’m fine with people who joke around my height Or blond jokes but my line is 100% my weight. It’s very hard for me to find any joke like that funny. It never usually is.
Katie -MD (2 months ago)
Do you find it offensive when a sighted person jokes that they're blind when they don't see something?
Rene Helen Saar (2 months ago)
At school we had to choose between russian and german and I picked german and my closer friends picked russian and they make fun of my choice all the time and it disturbes me so much but whenever I tell them because there’s two of them and only one of me they don’t really care and they still do it😕
Cleo Hedin (2 months ago)
2:32 minutes in AND THIS IS WHEN I REALIZE GALLOP IS SLEEPING AWWJAJSJWJD CUTE DOGGO
Hannah Sawatzki (2 months ago)
i love jokes about how short i am. but never make a joke about blondes or “that’s what she said”
Kenan Welch (2 months ago)
What is the difference between a blind person and a sailor in prison? A: One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.
夢幻Echo (2 months ago)
Me and my LGBTQ+ friends make a lot of gay jokes. We also make a lot of jokes about dyslexia but I do believe there is a line that shouldn't be crossed.
Akeam Starbucks (2 months ago)
As long as you make a joke that includes you and is with you that is funny but if it’s at you it isn’t funny
Lauren Chestnut (2 months ago)
that guy pulling the plate makes me so angry, that’s not funny it’s just rude as hell
Super Sailor Nate (2 months ago)
I alway joke about what a klutz I am and so does my family. I have Touretts Syndrome which means I am slightly on the Autism Spectrum, and I don't appreciate jokes about it at all. I'm gay and like blind jokes for you some are funny and I can appreciate them, while others just cross the line and make me uncomfortable.
Adrian Hidalgo (2 months ago)
I think you are one of the best people I have ever seen
Amarii Adkins (2 months ago)
I can't even with dogs. Molly has distracted us all with the adorable pup.💕
I'm a trans person and I really love most jokes. Like the "did you assume my gender" and "I identify as..." but really the line is where you use it to make fun of me of invalidate trans people. But like it's really funny to make trans jokes... I do get strange looks from strangers though...
Tierra Nauman (2 months ago)
My best friend loves to say "I can see... with my unseeing eyes..."
Katelyn Reynolds (3 months ago)
I dont have a disability. However, my father committed suicide when I was 6 years old, and my mother, grandma, and I both walked in and found him (he shot himself) so it was a pretty gruesome scene. I'm 23 now and that image is still burned into my head. I love humor and I can take alot of sick and crude jokes, but suicide jokes make me cringe. Sometimes I ignore it, but if it crosses the line, I will speak up
paul o'leary (3 months ago)
I'm blind and blind jokes are my favourite kind of joke but they have to be done propperly
Holly ThePunQueen (3 months ago)
I think I already made a comment about this a while ago but I forgot so I’m saying it anyways. I joke about how pale I am with my friends. I’m extremely white and pale and the funniest part about that is that I live in one of the sunniest states ever and was born there but I have never had a tan. 😂
Aneko (3 months ago)
I completely agree with this... I am not blind, but I am non-binary. Most people make fun of non-binary people saying "I identify as a *blank* ". Some people say this as a joke (joking with me) and some people say it bullying me and others (joking about me). I really love making jokes like "I identify as a unicorn" but sometimes people joke about me to others and it really sucks
Gio Trevi (3 months ago)
This is not a joke but I was thinking about this the other day. I live in Paris and everybody is always so busy and in a hurry that they all sport bitch resting face all the time. It’s annoying cause you never know if they’re enjoying talking to me or just wishing me to shut up. All these sad and pissed faces are not funny. You’re a sunny person that enjoys laughing all the time, you’re lucky you don’t have to stand pissed crowds all the time!
Emilia Lecter (3 months ago)
I have schizophrenia and bipolar and I don't find mental illness jokes ever funny unless it's a friend making a joke to me who shares my diagnosis.
TeddySparkles20 (3 months ago)
The thing that I can't stand when people make blind jokes is when they say "I wish I was blind because..." And they state something that they think is a blind privilege such as, "so I can have a guide dog to take everywhere" or "so I can get that much attention". I feel like it doesn't piss most people off like it does for me, but that's what ticks me off.
•Køtryna• Vlogs (3 months ago)
one of my classmates is often making jokes about me..but they are like "i really want another donut but i dont wanna get fat like that guy from another class. he looks just like you" and when i say to het that that was rude she says "oh im just joking" this when shes trying to hurt my feelings and say that its a joke thats really rude and insulting on my opinion. you make a really good point about crossing the line. ilt Molly <3
Audrey Costello (3 months ago)
I make jokes about me usually being the one with my head in the clouds or me not being up-to-date with popular things. I also make jokes about my long arms and legs, as well as my double-jointed elbows and fingers. However, I am often overly sensitive, so if you know me and I have gotten upset about something related to these things, don't worry!
Madi Shoemaker (3 months ago)
I wonder if blind people can see the future (get it)
Madi Shoemaker (3 months ago)
no I'm not blind I think some blind jokes are pretty funny actually so I think the line is don't make them exclude anyone who is blind
Kat Cooper-Parker (4 months ago)
I don't know quite how to define my line. I have OCD and I think my line is that I don't like people making jokes if they don't understand what OCD is. Like for example my friends got my some hand sanitizer as a joke present on Christmas, and I was fine with it because my particular OCD basically revolves around a fear of germs. They've taken the time to understand what my issue is. I don't like jokes that are like 'oh I'm so OCD I'm such a neat freak' or 'it should be CDO because it's in alphabetical order' or 'OCD stands for Obsessive Coffee Disorder'. I don't like them because they haven't taken the time to understand what OCD is and how those sort of jokes can lead to people with OCD not being taken seriously.
AbidingKnack (4 months ago)
Hmmm ... I was hoping for a compilation of blind jokes. The shirt was good.
Jacqueline Smith-Jackson (4 months ago)
What why would someone do something that rude. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 It would be pretty funny 😁 if the other person stuck a sticky note on someone’s back saying “ Lazy Punk”. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Jacqueline Smith-Jackson (4 months ago)
That’s not right WTF ?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jacqueline Smith-Jackson (4 months ago)
It’s a rude comment that was made and I don’t think other people grow up blind have ever heard someone else who’s cited say this.
Jacqueline Smith-Jackson (4 months ago)
Sometimes it’s stressful because everyone of your siblings thinks you have to be cited to learn how to use the stove. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jacqueline Smith-Jackson (4 months ago)
I don’t agree that blind jokes are funny 😆 and I said this because people will say the most hurtful things to get a reaction from me. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 There’s never a time when people don’t understand that they’re discriminating me.
TSA Master (4 months ago)
enough with the god damn blind jokes!!!!
Victoria Morgan (4 months ago)
Hiding your food is NOT OK! That's so unprofessional!
The Crazy Watermelon (4 months ago)
My gayness and for a no homophobic jokes
rebekah nelson (4 months ago)
I’m going blind and my boyfriend and I make a lot of jokes about my eyesight and sometimes he will forget how much I can see and so we kinda find it funny.
Elvira Forsberg (4 months ago)
I have a sickness that's called fibromyalgia and i also have depression and ADD and i love to joke about it and to laugh about it. I don't really have a line, but when i don't feel comfortable with the joke i tell them. It's important for people to know.
Ginny Potter (4 months ago)
I have a question: Have you ever attempted to play an instrument? ( because most instruments rely on hearing and touch) Because I know the person who tunes my piano is blind.
Rainbow Art (4 months ago)
I am HOH ( hard of hearing) and im ok with deaf jokes however it's not ok if you mock the person and its not ok to say "sorry I didn't hear you" when they tell you that they are deaf or HOH, those sort of comments are not ok and very offensive, also if you hear two deaf or HOH people making deaf jokes know that it's not always ok to repeat them because some jokes are just ok if they are your friend and also deaf or HOH.
juice box (4 months ago)
Hmmm...I see how much that cute dog loves you,but you can’t see Also I know his name is Gallop

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