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Bailey Nielsen (2 hours ago)
I had a subsitute teacher who got mad at me and my friend for laughing in class. And everytime he glared at us it made us laugh harder by the end of class I had a six pack and an angry note to my teacher.
Io East (3 hours ago)
How do you not know what a Muggle Is!!!
Trace Ferguson (7 hours ago)
Harry Potter muggles
Holly Morales (9 hours ago)
Muggle means "non magic" folk in "Harry Potter"
Monique Star (10 hours ago)
How long did it take for them to find that one student who jumped out the window and ran
Llama Limbs (11 hours ago)
what does communist mean
Tigertempertantrum (13 hours ago)
I got detention once for making fun of the French teacher's son's picture when he wasn't there. Everyone else was too, but he came back in the middle of me doing it. Once a girl thought she'd be badass and break into the classroom during lunch, so she tried climbing in through the top window (a window on top of the door that opens like a cat flap) to take her phone that the teacher had confiscated earlier. She got in, but not without the cardboard box she was standing in collapsing, making her fall into it and the rest of the stuff underneath to fall, breaking 3 new laptops, her phone (she was climbing out with it but then it collapsed) and her arm. The funny thing was she was talking trash while hopping in, and when the teacher finally came she saw a bawling baby screaming for her dad. Moral of the story: Don't try this at school or anywhere. Besides, she was an attention seeking idiot anyways, so don't feel too bad for her.
Jimin’s Smol Hands (15 hours ago)
I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing at this and every time this stuff pops up into my head and I just laugh then my mom asked what’s wrong with me😂😂😂😂
Sleepy Girl (1 day ago)
7:35 probably would’ve done the same thing 😂
Tai Tai (1 day ago)
Muggle=human
LOVE ANIMALS (1 day ago)
The cotton, headed minny muffin is from elf
Claudia Lewis (1 day ago)
*mail sexual organs* *MAIL sexual organs*
Cassie M (1 day ago)
I remember when I was in Freshman year in hs & my PE said something funny, my best friend and I started dying because we took it sexually. we got sent into detention for laughing too loud.
Drake F (1 day ago)
I got suspended for calling someone a soyboy
Keith Tilghman (1 day ago)
DID YOU EVEN CATCH THAT THEY WROTE " FOR LOOKING UP "MAIL" SEXUAL ORGANS LMFAO
Brian Mulligan (1 day ago)
If someone threw a lamp at me I would expect to say something similar to "Time to light up!" since I have a permanent stoner face lol.
Project 57 Reboot (1 day ago)
I think that "cotton headed minnie muffin" was "cotton headed ninny muggin" from Elf XD
Kate Robillard (1 day ago)
I got detention in 8th grade math for so called leaving the class but my teacher said I had to leave and it was the second I came into class he was like u must leave then the next day I got a detention slip from him saying I left without asking when I was forced to leave
Muggles.....
Sentinel Magnus (1 day ago)
9:22 I am a fucking wizard!
Capture Keep (1 day ago)
It was cotton headed ninny muffin from the movie Elf, and I assume he said "flying" cause that's what the kid said but he was really just throwing the juice.
Project 57 Reboot (1 day ago)
Oh so another person pointed that out, not just me
Karissa Vlogs (1 day ago)
0:51 Harry Potter.
aiooty19 (2 days ago)
A friend of mine once got punished (we don't have detention in my country as far as I know) for pretending to write. Another one for playing a flute in the bathroom.
AwesomeKaitlynn1 (2 days ago)
Once in elementary, this kid I knew didn’t know what porn was. His best idea was to search it up in class... let’s just say the teacher saw and he lost all privileges for the computers😂
Hilda Paz (2 days ago)
Can't believe he doesn't know what muggle means.SOMEONE READ HIM HARRY POTTER
lets get fit MMA (2 days ago)
Boy I snorted hand sanitizer
just a bnha meme (2 days ago)
Mahogany THAT IS *MAhoGanY!!1!!*
yaboiNyro (2 days ago)
"I am a f***ing wizard"
Percabethfangirl 77 (2 days ago)
You are a muggle if you don't understand that reference. (that isn't a bad thing) A muggle is a non-magical person in the Harry Potter Book series. That child that called someone a Muggle has my respect. 😂
Just Curious (2 days ago)
A kid at my school HATED to be without any piece of technology. He was ALWAYS on his tech during class, breaks (like lunch) and....he would always bring his laptop to the bathroom 😂😂
Mr Saviga127 (3 days ago)
The "Sausage" and "Deez Nuts" guy is my role model
Cat Girl (1 day ago)
My little brother used to say the second one all the time..
Zsuzsanna Leoparddawn (3 days ago)
wtf is wrong with saying jew Im offended
Kendall Schwab (3 days ago)
a muggle is a ... actually just read the gosh dang first chapter of the first harry potter book!!!!
Leann Lytle (3 days ago)
In fourth grade, I broke another students nose at recess for picking on my friend and the teach congratulated me then had me escort the kid to the nurse.
burp (3 days ago)
4:27 my sister said that someone in her class did that once and wasn't seen again for a few days lol
LittleBMO (3 days ago)
0:51 dang these muggles better go to Hogwarts for a day or two before I kill you😊😊😊😊😊😊💀💀💀💀💀
I cant Cotton headed miny Muffin 😂😂😂😂😂. Just...😂😂 Cant ..😂😂😂
LPS SugarCakes (3 days ago)
It’s suppose to be “ cotton-headed ninny muggins “ from the movie ELF
Thekiller Squid12 (3 days ago)
I got detention twice (1 for laughing at the teacher) (2 for tell the teacher to shove the detention slip up his arss)
Miriam Guevara (3 days ago)
And I go detenting for watching this video and laughing in 4th period
Hamilton Trash (4 days ago)
Muggle = Non-Magical folk.
14 88 (4 days ago)
Teacher: OH CLASS I almost forgot you have a 10 page math assignment Mark : you little Cotton headed miny muffin
emoji lover (4 days ago)
My friend was drinking paint, I yelled at him to stop it, took away from him, he went got more the and the art teacher just said, let him be it's non toxic like really lady he's drinking paint PAINT
emoji lover (4 days ago)
Ok, did you are getting detention for very stupid reasons when a kid tried to break my arm and just got told to apologize to me and another kids stabbed me in the finger with a pencil and he just got told to apologize. WTF
emoji lover (4 days ago)
🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂ a muggle is a non magical person it's from Harry Potter how about instead of get a dictionary get a Harry Potter book
My brother's friend got detention for spitting on a wash cloth and trying to shine his teachers head... He said it was worth it..
Eitan Joel (4 days ago)
These reasons for the detentions are MAHOGANY!!!
Tall Skinny games (4 days ago)
Obviously Alonzo is a muggle like if u like Ravenclaw
Samuel Dellacamera (4 days ago)
I remember one time during lunch when I was in 7th grade, I burped so loud the students laughed including me. I'm just glad the principal wasn't there, cuz if she was, I woulda been in the deepest shit of my life.
Homestuck VA (4 days ago)
muggle: a person who is not conversant with a particular activity or skill.
Pickle Nichols (4 days ago)
“Student’s 6th lunch Period, how many periods of lunch do they need?” Alonzo, the student has lunch 6th period. 😂
Emmy Brydges (4 days ago)
It's cotton headed ninny muggin not mini muffin😂😂
Julia Tymkiv (4 days ago)
i’m crying
Koki 407 (4 days ago)
Muggle: in the wizarding world a muggle is a non magic person
Craig Todd (4 days ago)
ahhhh
Thomas Hall (4 days ago)
Please tell me we have giffed the part where he says "the f$#% is a muggle?!"
William Beeks (4 days ago)
Geometry is a pain 😂😂😭🤦🏽‍♂️💀
Maddie’s Corner (4 days ago)
There was a kid in my 6th grade class and he was over analyzing the questions that the teacher had asked and he said “I think I’m the reincarnation of Jesus” my teacher said “who wants to slap so and so a-crossed his face? You’ll get an A” We all raised our hands😂😂😂
Kylin Reeves (4 days ago)
The cotter headed mini muffin is from the movie elf
im shook (4 days ago)
Cotton headed ninny muffin is from the movie Elf
im shook (4 days ago)
ALONZO YOU NEED TO READ HARRY POTTER BC THATS WHERE HALF THESE REFERENCES ARE FROM: *cough muggle cough*
misssophisicated (4 days ago)
My son told me someone wrote THOT in the corner of a blackboard..the teacher didnt know what it meant so it was left on board 4 a week..the teacher was pissed everyday since the students kept laughing..my son said finally someone explained it...teacher hurried and erased it..
misssophisicated (4 days ago)
Okayyy...this was hilarious since I have a son that got in trouble every day in school...he's an adult now and grown out of being an a-hole...this video brings back memories i can laugh @ now😂😂😂😂😂
dezi girl (5 days ago)
I laughed on all of them haha A muggle is a person that doesn't do magic or know about magic so she/he is a muggle Wait it said "I looked up a classmates dress and had his eyes closed" So the teacher looked up her dress
Kara Jamieson (5 days ago)
That kid who jumped out of the window must've been in the same school as me, me and my bsf opened a window when the teacher was on the phone and we jumped up climbed on the latter on the top of the building and jumped off and ran. They tried getting the D.A.R.E officers to find us but they couldn't. We have dumb af cops in our town, prolly cuz they're all high at work.
Gemmerie Granger (5 days ago)
A muggle is a NON MAGICAL HUMAN
KILLER4REALL (5 days ago)
*teacher* LERONE go to detention for saying shut up !!!!
Olivia Stafford (5 days ago)
0:51 You need to watch some Harry Potter.
Elaine Duren (5 days ago)
A muggle is a Harry Potter name for nonmagical people
Cat Girl (5 days ago)
Some of these sound like things my classmates would do if they thought they could get away with it 😆😆
Cat Girl (5 days ago)
I didn't realize that the that is mahagony was from hunger games until I watched the movie
Cat Girl (5 days ago)
I love this video I have watched it three times today
Mackenzie Powell (5 days ago)
A kid in my class got detention for standing up and yelling "bradon your such a fruit loop!" While the teacher was giving lesson then was rude about the choice of fruit loop as an insult
Surreal Taylor (5 days ago)
A little is a Harry Potter reference. A little is a non magical being, if you are not a wizard or witch you are a muggle
The ReDNeK (5 days ago)
I'm pretty sure the detention slip at 8:22 was one of mine(my name is Dalton)
Sara Gerlock (5 days ago)
Cotton headed MINI MUFFIN... Couldn't even get the ELF insult right! Its NINNY MUGGINS!
Slime_Queen XOXO (5 days ago)
0:48 A muggle is a person who is completely uninvolved in magic
Wooden Hope (5 days ago)
Muggle = non magical human beeing (source : HARRY POTTER)
Maddie (6 days ago)
I wrote a note to my best friend that said “my dick fell off” someone gave it to the teacher, mind you it was The teacher who called us her “friends”. She quit 2 days later. Also we mummified apples in class and I ate a piece of one to piss my teacher off. 😂🤦‍♀️
Taylør Føster (6 days ago)
I got a detention for sneezing one time
Lunar Eclipse (6 days ago)
Muggle it the wizard term for a non magical human. Harry Potter.
maldux rosa (6 days ago)
I thinck
maldux rosa (6 days ago)
Muggle is a Harry Potter human term means human
Candy Marquez (6 days ago)
I got detention because someone asked if there we're any more apples on the table I said "yes".... Next thing you know the teacher calls us over saying that I get a reverel for answering the student's question! And at that point I was done with the teacher and just started laughing 😂😂😂
emilia. obr (6 days ago)
y'all my English teacher will give u a detention for ANYYYTTTTHHHIIINNNGGGG no joke if u said shut up in front of mrs ocano she will one give u a detention yell at u and then give a 10000000 hour lecture fuck her
Hannah Gentry (6 days ago)
Okay, this is like the 10th time he has not known what a Harry Potter word or reference is, so I'm going to go ahead and just assume that he has no idea what Harry Potter is and has never seen it 😂😂
Rayden Bihlmaier (6 days ago)
A muggle is a non- magic ,,,duh :0
Lance Dean (6 days ago)
Lol
Shae Rodwell (6 days ago)
0:53 a muggle is a non wizard. It’s from Harry Potter.
Elizabeth Hardy (7 days ago)
When he said wtf is a muggle I was kind of shook. Here is what a muggle is: It is a Harry Potter term for a non-Witch or wizard in the Harry Potter universe
Kitten & Courtney (6 days ago)
5:20 had me in tears 😂 Edit: Same with 5:57 😂
Gothenna The Psychic (7 days ago)
............ am I the only person here who can scream and stand up on a chair in class without getting in trouble...?
Kenwaya _ (7 days ago)
I still get detention for telling people to shut up like why do the teachers care
김Ayngelique (7 days ago)
0:51 a muggle is a "Harry Potter" term for a non-wizard or non-witch
Zeppoluvr (7 days ago)
Not even allowed to say, "that's what she said"? I would have had so many slips sent home!!
im a 5-year-old sWiNe (7 days ago)
a muggle is the harry potter version of a human ;-;
Ali-Cat Dutton (7 days ago)
I love this channel. I'm new by the way🤗🤗🤗🤗
Sarah L (7 days ago)
I almost got a detention for helping kids w/ their homework and talking 😂 I’m glad I don’t go to that school anymore oh wait a minute no my current school is even more stupid I walked in the hall got yelled at and my lunch got taken away so my other school was better. I. Hate. My. Principal.
carculis (7 days ago)
the " marks for flying is because he was probably making it flying by holding it in the air.
Abby Is A Potato (7 days ago)
I will forever look at my mail a different way

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