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Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up

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Joe Rogan and Greg Fitzsimmons tell funny stories from when they were growing up. Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #941.
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"Aids punch" XD I dieded
quint frampton (10 hours ago)
I have a Boxer German Shepherd mix, sweetest animal I’ve ever encountered. Shit broke my heart to hear that story. But it was pretty cool to hear Joe had a breed that I never thought anyone else would have.
Thain Meister (23 hours ago)
Damn, Joe was a small kid. I'm 6'2", 200 lbs
Thain Meister (23 hours ago)
And I just turned 15 a few days ago
lorddiosliving (1 day ago)
When turned into purple tits and flip flops? Duuuude
lorddiosliving (1 day ago)
I'm waiting for something funny
Kevin Bolger (1 day ago)
UMass is a joke anyway
De pression (1 day ago)
When I was like 13 in 2013 even before that me and my friends were like that. We didn't have no phones our parents were to cheap to buy us one. I only had one friend who had a phone and the only thing he used it for is either to listen to hopsins ill minds at the take there was only 5. Or to watch epic rap battles of history and that was rarely he never had his phone on him when we went out to go do stupid shit. We were always outside doing something. We always had wrestling tournaments man I miss those days. Did a lot of stupid shit tho.
emani donaldson (2 days ago)
Started funny..
MikeyAtlas (2 days ago)
Rogan is the reason I Wrestle
MushFbTeam (2 days ago)
If women don’t take care of their toes, you can’t trust em with their pussies
Silverbacc (3 days ago)
Joe's description of wrestling training reminds me of my breakdance training :)))
My dad grew up in the same area at the same time as joe they could’ve met each other at a party or some shit and not have known it what the fuck
Cnells 002 (3 days ago)
Cross country is pretty uncomfortable
Angelo Martinez (4 days ago)
The good old days when smacking bitches was no big deal.
vloood (5 days ago)
21:20 WTF Joe? xD
742617 000027 (6 days ago)
So true, my grades as well went down stream every wrestling season
Jacobcisbeast mma Yea (6 days ago)
Love that he respects wrestling
SpicyMeatball ? (6 days ago)
7th and 8th grade drinkin beer. man, my parents are right, it was a totally different time then.
Rick Sanchez (7 days ago)
Joe “yeah it was a weird thing man” rogan
Rudy Orta (7 days ago)
Joe "i used to be into feet" Rogan lol
king hippo (7 days ago)
Joe "Aidsy Punch " Rogan
Nugsy Malone (8 days ago)
He said "Mugsy" right?
Montje JWZ (9 days ago)
Lmao " If a girl doesn't take care of her toes, you can't trust her with her pussy!" Life lesson.
Fact Rant (9 days ago)
I knocked her around a little 😂😂😂
mudonja 0854 (9 days ago)
I have never related so much to someone as i relate to greg in this video
James Edwards (11 days ago)
Joe "Let me talk about Taekwondo when I was a kid Rogan
Jake P (12 days ago)
Had to fucking ruin it with the dog story you ugly bald fuck
kyle f (12 days ago)
I’ve seen a dog get hit by a car . But it wasn’t my dog . But it still felt pretty bad . It might have actually been a coyote , Idk . Sad shit .
Cole P (13 days ago)
It makes me sad that I missed out on this kinda childhood, i was born in 2001 so i got to experience a lot of this stuff up until about 12 or 13 but after that it's just kinda boring being a teenager. Wish i was born in the 60s or 70s
Mat Guerra (13 days ago)
someone needs to put a kick drum in front of Fitzsimmons, his right foot does not stop.
Shamus Layes (15 days ago)
Why is joe being mind blown by pond hockey so funny
Boyd Bouf (15 days ago)
Trt making joe look good for his age
Lord Kaiser The Elder (15 days ago)
*21:20** Pedos :) lol*
vdagata31 (16 days ago)
Wow dead dog story soooooo funny
GALACTIC WAR (18 days ago)
Gregg and Tom pappa just have a way of telling stories that you sit and listen too whether it’s for comedic purposes or just storytelling Thea you always leave me wanting more but than you have uncle Joey and just keeps going and you still want fucking more ..... all in all fun to watch
Michin Sin (18 days ago)
"funny stories from growing up" -> 13:04 I'm crying. And not because it's a funny story. lol
Hello Señor Jarntón (19 days ago)
Is this podcast heroin
Neo Nova (19 days ago)
The funniest story was about his dog
Vincent Gonzalez (19 days ago)
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/healthy-eating-plate-vs-usda-myplate/
Vincent Gonzalez (19 days ago)
She liked that he was so ready for that
Jack Fox (21 days ago)
😡 Misleading title. I was happy and stoned and he told that dog story, now I’m crying like a bitch.
WhelaGamesFSW (21 days ago)
Greg "I got a few hits in" Fitzsimmons
George Mason (23 days ago)
There was an abandoned golf course where I grew up in South Jersey that would freeze solid every year. I bought a pair of hockey blades one summer anticipating that it would freeze again the next year and we could play on it. Fucking thing hasn't froze solid since like 2007. And I still have those damn hockey blades. Haven't used them once.
J Doggy dog (25 days ago)
So there was a 13 year old girl dating a 17 year old wrestler
KingKong19100 (25 days ago)
"Tell me about her fuckin childhood" *LMFAOOOOOOO*
Stevie Bridson (26 days ago)
Told a mini story about a boxer dog, in the middle of a story about another dog, which lead to a story about going to fight at night
David A McElwain (26 days ago)
Yeah so cool smoking cigarettes.
Bnny Slpprs (27 days ago)
@21:27 - stop!
JC (27 days ago)
The fucked up part is when you have a friend that not only puts you down when girls are around but also when anyone else was around. It was fucked up once I realized it. I quit hanging out with dude because of it after being friends and hanging out for 8 or 10 years
Banj0 (28 days ago)
"my dog got hit by a car" "wow" "ya she shit herself"
Lonely Rapper (29 days ago)
So we gone ignore he just admitted to beating on a girl ok 👌🏿 God has left the chat 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😶😶
Allaha snackbar (29 days ago)
Who is mugsy malone
Tylorgng (29 days ago)
Why would he attack them if it was a joke they did lol
ChrisViral Vlogs (29 days ago)
"Funny Stories from Growing Up" talks about dying dog
Danny Velez (30 days ago)
Kenny vs Tony Furgeson next Dana make it happen
Stephen O'Hara (1 month ago)
Wrestling practice was more intense than U.S. army infantry lol
2timestwistedtv (1 month ago)
I forgot this wasn't live when the video stopped
Steven Lopez (1 month ago)
This little bald dude is a creeeep
Cyrus Tajalli (1 month ago)
This got weird
Jack Bard (1 month ago)
"black kid, Keith" KEITH FROM SMOSH?
Charlie Vogt (1 month ago)
The last half of this episode was spot on.
Emiliano Quiroga (1 month ago)
Oh god. The end had me rolling
kenzie421 (1 month ago)
Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up ''one time my dog got hit by a car''
MrCerebellum2 (1 month ago)
That’s an awkward story for your parents to explain. “Hey how did you guys meet?” “Well...your mother was dressed as a hobo and then....”
Degan Clay (1 month ago)
lol that thing about him using more energy interrupting the teacher is still true today, but now its interrupting his guests
Oscar Brolly (1 month ago)
"funny stories"
brenden stryjecki (1 month ago)
Aww the dog story was sad
kaotin winterscream (1 month ago)
Such a sad story about a dying dog.. damn bro.. damn
Bogdan M. (1 month ago)
4:45 "yeah, my first domestic abuse charge" He said that very casually, like it was the first of the many to come lol
Naty Bats (1 month ago)
Kenny was nuts! LMAO #Taztattoo4Life
RageProphetXIII (1 month ago)
Geezus guys...... Flashback much. Lol
Nova (1 month ago)
It's weird to hear that joe didn't do very well at school because talks like someone who is quite intelligent.
Chris Valdez (1 month ago)
Joe “whisper* she never shits in the house” Rogan
Chris Valdez (1 month ago)
Plot twist: that girl landed those punches effortlessly on Joe, consequently sending him down a lifelong path of martial arts
Seb The Sasquatch (9 days ago)
is your nickname Fat Tony?
Alex Vega (1 month ago)
After you wrestle, everything in life gets easier
Just James (1 month ago)
The Joe was breathing out air while talking about young girls boobs disturbs me
Nuttella Mayweather (1 month ago)
Hell yea wrestling takes over your life. When the smaller guys had to cut weight and everyone could tell.
Skinner (1 month ago)
Was having a good time listening to this until the dog story
DJ Dawson (1 month ago)
seriously WTF JOE
Jessecca G (1 month ago)
https://youtu.be/p7_Rk06ssYk
Daniel Smith (1 month ago)
This dudes adolescence sounds a lil bit like mine
Daniel Smith (1 month ago)
If a girl doesnt take care of her toes you cant trust her with her pussy
Daniel Smith (1 month ago)
Joe "my dog shit herself" rogan
lizard (1 month ago)
Joe "if a girl doesn't take care of her toes, you can't trust her with a pussy." Rogan
ScrutinyGameTalk (1 month ago)
I'm so glad there are at least SOME normal people. College is a scam. School is counter-intuitive.
Alex Magee (1 month ago)
I just realized that I am a latch key kid
AlphaBrolofsky (1 month ago)
Those dead dog stories sure were funny
Stephen 1982 (1 month ago)
I remember a kid was trying to cock block my buddy at an outdoor keg party. My buddy ended up hitting him with a stun gun right in the neck. Stun guns don't really knock you out (like the movies) but they do make you look like a dumbass. More importantly they teach you not to cock block.
Pat Mcgowan (1 month ago)
Everyone’s reaction to wrestling lmao I love it
Atom Tension (1 month ago)
Uh...so Greg attacks a woman, knocks her down, punches her 'a few times' and it's funny ??? Ok, kid.
Cam (1 month ago)
It wasn't a funny story because of what he did, it was funny because she ended up liking him more afterwards. Get a grip
Chico Dust-E (1 month ago)
Ol boy sounds a little pedophile-ish the way he was describing teenage girls breasts... might wanna check his search history
Big_Al KS (1 month ago)
😂😂She never shits herself
g a i L (1 month ago)
Your friend's talking about little girls breasts is creepy af..
g a i L (1 month ago)
Awwww vets man vets! 😭
Basim (1 month ago)
This mother fucker really lives In my town. I just hear this dude say, Tarrytown new york. Bitch the fuck hop off my GPS
HajkK (1 month ago)
"Yeaaa.. so i'm not stupid." lol. No Joe you are not stupid. 😂
Riley Neal (1 month ago)
he's literally the internet dad lmao
bobsan2360 (1 month ago)
Fell on his head now he believes in global warming. Lol!
Thoughts of a peer (1 month ago)
"At the time, i think he is 2 years younger than me... "
Jared Hatherill (1 month ago)
I love the nightmare stores of wrestling practice 😂 I feel ya joe I feel ya
Joong Kim (1 month ago)
Respect Wahmen!!!!

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