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Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up

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Joe Rogan and Greg Fitzsimmons tell funny stories from when they were growing up. Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #941.
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Keegan Viehweg (16 hours ago)
Go to 15:27 I legit COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING
JakeArino (3 days ago)
Joe is gonna look 50 when he’s 70.
Abdullah Sediqi (5 days ago)
You said funny stories...Joe talked about his dog dying you should have kept that bit out wtf man
Khal!d VEVO (5 days ago)
Baldception
Joe Pasito (6 days ago)
Good ole massbay
Young Beige (7 days ago)
Joe you went to Massbay?!?? I had no idea!! Just graduated after 5 years last month. (Don’t do heroin, it will take 5 years to get a 2 year degree)
Dick Penisman (8 days ago)
12:21 Jesus that got really dark really fast.
mark p (8 days ago)
Forgive yourself. Teach your children better.
mark p (8 days ago)
I used to be called gay for so long I had to try it right but when it got out it was like crazy bad... Then I hid from myself and I wound up having a big mushroom experience and it freed me and now when my hormones are right I'm so gay its awesome... Feels better than any chick I ever been with especially with the cuddles... Man so nice don't dis it till you knock it harrrrdddddd...
Zach Jimenez (11 days ago)
Sorry about your dog big Homie
Sister Fister (11 days ago)
Joe “toes, very important” Rogan
Donna Milligan (11 days ago)
He give you truth and lies at the same time!!!
5trap 20z (11 days ago)
HELLO FREAK BITCHES
Steve Earle (12 days ago)
Also, I had friends that would always make fun of me around girls, had one try and choke me out for no reason, I was just walking by, but he was hitting on a chick he knew I liked... Dick.
Steve Earle (12 days ago)
"Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up" except for those said dog stories...
Nordberg799 (13 days ago)
You can't indocternate me I got add
tommy two-times (13 days ago)
wait so why the fuck did rogan bring up the sad ass dog story, shit man
izoom (13 days ago)
Greg "Aidsy Punch" Fitzsimmons
Nazmurog (14 days ago)
Funny stories : dog dies Why tf lie 😭
Bill Anderson (14 days ago)
And that's why I always put the leash on my dog before I open the door. It's not worth the chance of them getting excitable
Amber Drasher (16 days ago)
Minus the heartbreaking story of Joes sweet puppy 🐶 🤭😰🙏🏻
Amber Drasher (16 days ago)
😂MGOSH I cannot stop laughing 😂 😍👏🏻
Oscar Picon (17 days ago)
Joe “Mugsy Malone” Rogan
Brandon Raines (19 days ago)
Facts I never did homework when wrestling shit was hard asl I went to state doe while smokin weed👌👌
Charlie (20 days ago)
People don’t understand how intense rowing is
Phil Z (20 days ago)
Pretty sure someone sprayed Nair on both their heads....lol Now that shit's funny!
Zach Rollins (20 days ago)
Joe Rogan tells funny stories... "My dog got hit by a car right in front of me. It crapped itself"
Jason Norman (21 days ago)
21:20 wtf am I watching
fabian orozco (22 days ago)
FYI joe Rohan never grew up to mature and respectful. He still an immature idiot.
Dark Passenger (25 days ago)
Hey Joe, I heard your dog died in front of you in the ground
thenen 1 (26 days ago)
Joe “one of the big ones” Rogan
story @ 9:15... NOTHING to be embarrassed about, this is exactly how it should be. you behaved like a dumb cunt and he bitchslapped you for it...only good can come of this. even if you had actually been stupid and persisted,everybody else in the school would have ground you to dust.
Johnny Tortoise (27 days ago)
Joe “woooow” Rogan
lorna Deamante (27 days ago)
Theres always a storie why the gay guy wopd your ass
Zaaambieez (28 days ago)
''Joe rogan tells funny stories'' 13:00
Cameron Lee (28 days ago)
"That's before global warming" *We get like multiple feet of snow in Colorado a couple days before June in 2019.*
{ TokiTripleSixxx } (29 days ago)
Joe "didn't wanna punch a girl " Rogan.
sawy sauce (1 month ago)
That kid Kenny grew up to be Ryu
thrudaface (1 month ago)
lol had me rolling when he said if a girl cant take care of her toes you cant trust her with her pussy
Idfk _ (1 month ago)
He talks like Quentin Tarantino
PK TV (1 month ago)
Ahhhh I’m from tarrytown that lake has great fishing
Jessy Avila (1 month ago)
Lolololol
william householder (1 month ago)
"If a girl doesn't take care of her toes, you can't trust her with her pussy" - Joe Rogan
Michael Shannon (1 month ago)
Greg is ugly and a piece of shit. Its usually one or the other.
Brendan Buckley (1 month ago)
get Mike Teti on the show. Rowing's stallone
Peter Potter (1 month ago)
Just for reference, Dobermans specifically have a problem while growing; their brains grow faster than their skulls and it messes with their temper.
TiredGiant (1 month ago)
Joe Rogan tells funny stories: “So my dog died of internal bleeding after shitting itself from getting hit by a car and i watched her as she faded away from my arms.”
Siddharth Burman (1 month ago)
Damn that got crazy at 21:30
iGrom (1 month ago)
Some of the best wrestlers Ive wrestled with have been thugs
Alex Mathis (1 month ago)
Wrestling is the best much respect joe
Chrisler (1 month ago)
"funny stories" dog hit by car
Nyle Trew Tattoos (1 month ago)
"If a girl doesn't take care of her toes, you can't trust her with her pussy." 😂😂😂
Tyler Dalton (1 month ago)
That dude is a pedo man.
Cayden Epling (1 month ago)
I wonder if fuckers will grow up talkin about me like they talkin bout these dudes cause damn I'm just like em😂
Lisa Nicks (1 month ago)
This shit is deep.
max factor (1 month ago)
legitimate bad motherfucker
Amy Ashley (1 month ago)
Why’d you have to bring everybody down with your dog dyin bro
Studious Pupil (1 month ago)
"funny stories" "here's a depressing story about a beloved doggo dying"
TheOne (1 month ago)
I think that being a guy during your teens and getting punched once or twice really makes you think about shit. Like bill burr says " eh , maybe i was being an asshole"
TheOne (1 month ago)
This dude cracks me up "my first domestic abuse charge " lmao its not a little tikes car you crazy fucker 😂😂😂
M3gaSt0n3r420 (1 month ago)
"If a girl doesn't take care of her toes, you can't trust her with her pussy." -Joe "the toe" Rogan
M3gaSt0n3r420 (1 month ago)
"Little plum Italian, that's my type."
Frenblow (1 month ago)
I too am from Tarrytown New York and I wanna let you know that the lake don’t freeze for shit anymore. You could go there in January and there wouldn’t be even a paper thin sheet of ice. Sucks cuz I remember skating on that lake as a kindergartener
William Weigle (1 month ago)
5:10 JR says "I don't know what happened". Imma call BS, lol. We always remember what happened. 🤣
William Weigle (1 month ago)
Lol, also the tone of his voice. I think it's his tell.
FOCUSEDDOPENESS (1 month ago)
“Could’ve been and aidsy punch” 😂
Andrew G (1 month ago)
This guy’s a fucking pedophile
James Puemape (1 month ago)
This shit is facking gold ked.
Siddhartha (1 month ago)
I'd just like to let you know you made me cry during your dog story Joe... I'm sorry that happened man... That must have really sucked.
It Ain't Me 1968 (1 month ago)
I couldn't do sport if it so extreme if it effect my grades or effect my diet I smoke weed I enjoyed life but i couldn't fight i just walked away from fights my whole life .....THE ART OF WALKING AWAY OR RUN AWAY. can preserve your life ...
Professor Shekelstein (1 month ago)
Damn. Came here for laughs and ended up with a motivational speech by Rogan
Paper Plate (1 month ago)
“My FIRST domestic abuse charge”
Potatopot (1 month ago)
dead dog = funny childhood story??
Just ME (1 month ago)
Dog story is no where near as bad as the comments make it out to be
Rissay Ibrahimi (1 month ago)
If a girl can t take care of here toes, she.... XD
Fred Pierce (1 month ago)
Joe “wooow” Rogan
187 Macabee (1 month ago)
Got really creepy there at the end
Thumb drum (1 month ago)
The guy’s face the entire time telling the story! Amazing
Avinator25 (1 month ago)
Funny stories: one time my dog got hit by a car
Reyyan Yıldız (1 month ago)
3:39 It's so creepy how he laughs while telling the story of how he punched the girl he liked and she ended up liking him more... Even after he said "tell me about her fucking childhood" and it got kinda dark, he kept on laughing 3:48 The whole things just fucked up, he's weird asl.
Cocaha 87 (1 month ago)
I always thought that wasn't fair. When I was young girls used to punch me all time and when I went after them, catch up to them and knock them down and beat the fuck out of them friends would say they did that cause they like you. And then I started thinking my Dad loves my Mom so much. Then I got married and went to jail. Life's weird right?
Cocaha 87 hahaha
Handsome Jack (1 month ago)
Okay, that guy is a weirdo.
danny Boy (1 month ago)
Man idk but this guy gives off a strong pervy weirdo vibe
Jacob Villarreal (1 month ago)
His eyes and voice
STEVEN SĖÆŚON (1 month ago)
Wait wtf hold up woah woah woah im tripping hold up what ? First off what?
Jules A (1 month ago)
Joe “My dog died right in front of me” Rogan
F We (1 month ago)
I'm at work and my boss is going to kick my ass when he gets here
Luis Amaral (1 month ago)
Joe “he smoked cigarettes during practice” Rogan
Jim Bo (1 month ago)
Rogan doing alittle coco,rubbin his nose a bite..lol
DG Filmz (1 month ago)
Wtf? Hot chocolate and hot dogs?!?!?
J F (1 month ago)
Damn this clip got dark fast
pablo garcia (5 days ago)
Ehh
Brandi T (2 months ago)
Yeah, there's the "waah, he's a loser" but were you ever inspired by those who weren't? None of the older guys you hung out with struck a chord and inspired you?
Bad Kat (2 months ago)
guy seems like the kind of dude who hasn't had enough grown sex experience to replace his teenage fantasies... icky
Liam (2 months ago)
this dude is so fucking horny
Milan Steinbusch (2 months ago)
3:45 i understand women, but this is one of the few things i will never understand
Ty Williams (2 months ago)
When joes said “one time my dog died” I knew that’s this was comedy
Woodland (2 months ago)
Whoever this guy is he looks like a pred
Wonderful Mom (2 months ago)
Testosterone is crazy. Girls and boys are so different
Uchiha Pelon (2 months ago)
HELLO FREAK BITCHES 🔥 LOVE YOU JOE KEEP IT GOING
Bsmith0445 (2 months ago)
20:50 - end is so fucking true
vrg kard (2 months ago)
Yes death thats a funny story...
BellyWatch (2 months ago)
Duuuude it’s a girlllllllllll

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