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Cedar Poplar (48 minutes ago)
I heard that one in Spanish. I wonder where it originated
Devin Chapman (19 hours ago)
**I didn’t make this up, don’t hop on my head please** Alright, so there’s three guys on an island that were captured by a tribe of cannibals. The tribe leader walks up to the three and says, “Listen, we may be cannibals, but not savages. I’ll give you all a chance at freedom, but if you fail you’ll be dinner.” He says, “I’ll let you go out to the jungle, and the first fruit you see, bring back 10. From there, you have to stick all 10 in your ass, and if you make a sound you fail.” Of course they agreed, and headed out. The first guy comes back with 10 oranges, and manages to get 2 in before wincing in pain. He’s immediately killed and eaten. The second guy walks out with 10 grapes and fits 9 in. As he went to put in the last, he breaks out in laughter and is immediately killed and eaten. The 2 guys are now in heaven talking, and the first says, “dude why’d you laugh? You were almost home free” and the second guy says “yeah I know, but I saw the third guy with his arms full of pineapples”
Bryan Gibson (21 hours ago)
How do u fit an elephant into a subway..???? Take the "S" outta Sub and "F" outta Way....😂😂😂😂 Exactly.... Aint no f in way... (aint no f*&$ing way)
Gorgi Gibson (1 day ago)
Roy Chubby Brown joke but he pisses all over the bar man D nice to see him inspire 👍🏻
Crystal Johnson (1 day ago)
Funny thing that happened the las Vegas tommorrow for sure you have to get a chance to get a new position on the phone with Buddy I have to 3333 inches in the am 3333333 inches of the following is not a bad thing is I am going to be a few
Kerry Jones (1 day ago)
here mate you got egg on your chin.....not that one
Kerry Jones (1 day ago)
whats got 2 legs and bleeds ..........half a dog
woohooivan (1 day ago)
Guy walks into a bar and sits down for a drink and sees Hitler sitting at a table in the corner. So the guy asks the bartender if thats Hitler and the bartender says yep. Bartender also says that he'll tell you anything you want if you buy him a drink. So the guy gets another drink and sits down with Hitler and hands him the drink. The guy: "So exactly how many people did you kill?" Hitler: "About 600,000 jews and 7 circus clowns" The guy, suprised replied "7 circus clowns!?" Hitler: "See! Nobody cares about the jews!"
chris arnold (1 day ago)
Fufk this. I'm out
The Blind Profit (1 day ago)
This reminds me of the joke Quentin Tarantino tells in Desperado 😂😂
Citizenshane81 (2 days ago)
Bitch please, yo Mama so big she went skydiving and caused an eclipse, and yo Daddy so small he could hang glide with a Dorito🤣
Citizenshane81 (2 days ago)
The kids Michael Jackson brought to Neverland got si’damn good at telling time, like clock work they knew as soon as the big hand touches the little hand it’s bedtime. 🤣
Citizenshane81 (2 days ago)
LMFAO, 😆 😂 🤣 HAHAHAHAHA HahaHahaHa!!!!
SibJib (2 days ago)
There is three men walking across the street one is white one is black the other is asian they come to a guy who looks weird they started making fun of him. The guy uses his cane/staff and teleports them to a remote jungle and he is the leader of a tribe with a bunch of warriors if they tried to run they die. The leader says “go into the jungle and find 3 of the same kind of fruit and come back DONT TRY TO RUN AWAY OR TOU WILL BE EXECUTED BY THE GUARDS” So the three men walk there separate ways to find the fruit the white guy comes back with three grapes and the tribe leader says “stick them up your ass if you cry you die” so he put them in his ass on the third one he cried so the warriors kill him The black guy comes back with three bananas and the tribe leader says “stick them up your ass if you cry you die” so he stuck one up his ass and started laughing hysterically and the tribe leader says “why are you laughing?” The black guy replies *”the Asian guy brought three watermelons”*
SibJib (1 day ago)
Nick Kyler I don’t think pineapples grow in a jungle
Nick Kyler (2 days ago)
Look, I am not the expert on racism, but I think the joke only works if the black guy is picking watermelons. If you wan't to make a racist asian joke, then he needs to be picking pineapples. Ok, maybe I am more of an expert than i thought... LOL
D. K.S. (2 days ago)
my first question is why the hell is the irs stalking someone's bank account?
Ale Viking (2 days ago)
Video: Published 2017 Literally no one: Youtube in 2019: wanna see a man tell a funny joke?
PKillerFTW (3 days ago)
1)Wtf 2) why is this in my recommendations?
tears of joy (3 days ago)
dad joke level 1000
Brock Nowicki (3 days ago)
Little Timmy walked up to his dad and told him that he had sex for the first time. Timmy’s dad said congratulations son come over here and sit down, Timmy replied I can’t my ass hurts.
Jokes4days Cheetos (3 days ago)
A black guy, white guy, and a Mexican are walking in the Desert. They stumble on a magic Genie lamp. The black guy rubs it and a genie comes out. "Hello, I am a Genie. I will grant you each one wish." The black guy walks up to the Genie and he says "I wish for all of my people to return to Africa and for Wealth." The genie snaps his fingers and the Black Guy disappears and every other black guy goes back to Africa. The black guy becomes rich. Then the Mexican walks up and he says "I wish for all my people to return to Mexico, and that I find love." The Genie snaps his fingers and the Mexican disappears to Mexico along with all Mexicans In America and finds love in mexico. The white guy walks up to the genie and the genie spoke first this time. The genie says "The other two wished for all their people to return to their original countries, as well as love and wealth. Do tell me Sir, what would you like?" The genie asks. The white guy thinks for a minute, then speaks. He says "You mean to tell me all the blacks and Mexicans are out of America, right?" He asks. The genie nods. The white guy smiles. "I'll have a coke then..."
Jokes4days Cheetos (2 days ago)
It could be if you use your imagination;)
Nick Kyler (2 days ago)
Are we going to look right past the fact that the first two got two wishes each? Is this a 5 wish genie? I've actually heard this joke so many times that I thought it was a new racist twist on it with the black guy stealing wishes. then i was disappointed.
Lance Rhaelwin (3 days ago)
I have heard this one before Thank you for not letting me forget it
SmOkEpUrPp _666 (3 days ago)
I didnt laugh
Darryl (3 days ago)
Bruh that old man thinks of everything.😂
fer the bad gamer (3 days ago)
That joke was great tbh 😂😂😂
enter (3 days ago)
There needs to be more jokes like this
Peter Channer-Holmes (3 days ago)
I can’t understand a word he is saying 😂
Michael (3 days ago)
I've heard this joke before. funny though.
Your Dad (3 days ago)
Hahah....I’m not fucking laughing
Guy: Surelyyyy you don't know what you want. Other guy: yes I know what I want... Also other guy: and don't call me surely. (....ye)
K A (3 days ago)
2 girls enter a room with 1 cup. They both relieve themselves. The end.
Everyone (3 days ago)
I got another one m8s but it's long.... 3 men find a lamp and rub it to reveal a gene. The gene then tells them that since there are 3 of them they each have one wish The first man says "I'm hungry I wish I were at a restaurant" so the gene teleport him to a restaurant. The second man says "I miss my family...I want to see them again" so the gene tel ports him to his family The third man says "I just wanna be with my friends" If people don't get this I will explain further
Tyler Evans (3 days ago)
Little Quintin joke you snuck in at the end there XD
Bryan D. (3 days ago)
So a limbo player walks into a bar. He loses.
Bryan D. (3 days ago)
An Indian tribe captured three men. The tribe told the men to find and bring 10 fruit of the same kind. The first man came with 10 apples. The tribe then told the man to show all 10 apples up his ass without making a single sound or else he dies. Second apple in, the man screamed, then died. The second man came with 10 grapes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 grapes in, he laughed, then died. In heaven, the first man asked the second man why he laughed. The second man said "Because the third guy came with fucking pineapples."
Play Kirby (3 days ago)
What did the robot say to the centipede? StOp bEInG a CeNtIpeDe
brew (3 days ago)
Absolutely not funny. Just stop recommending me this horse shit.
Master K (3 days ago)
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun A gun actually does something when its triggered
Josh Crossland (3 days ago)
It was slightly funny
Rumflavored Bleach (4 days ago)
I know you!! Your Fatcunty Mcyankstick
*CHARLES LEE CONNOR IS GOING TO GET YOUR ASS*
Phat Cat (4 days ago)
A red bull walks into a bar. The bar attendant says ‘Hey! We have a drink named after you!’ And he replied with ‘What? Jeremy?’
CrazyGamers HD (4 days ago)
g’day aussie mate
the viper (4 days ago)
A mother with three kids got shot The doctor says she’ll be fine When the kids were born,the youngest said mommy mommy I peed a bullet and same with the other one, the oldest said mom I had an accident, his mom said let me guess u peed a bullet, he said no I was master bating and accident shot the dog
Green BEIST (4 days ago)
One day the teacher asked her students if they knew which part of the body might go to Heaven first when we die. Little Johnny''s hand shot up immediately... "I know!" he said. The teacher knew that little Johnny was bad, so she looked right past him and called on Sally to answer. "Our hands" Sally said as she raised her hands above her head, "our hands will go to Heaven first". "Thats a good answer!" said the teacher "Oh I know... I know!" shouted little Johnny again, as he frantically raised his hand to be called upon. Once again the teacher acted as if she didn't hear little Johnny and called on Billy instead. "Our Head", Billy said as he bowed his head reverently "Another good answer!" the teacher replied "Oh I know, I really know, Pick me, pick me!" Little Johnny was jumping up and down in his seat now. Exasperated, the teacher finally called upon little Johnny, "OK, little Johnny, tell us what part of the body you think might go to Heaven first?" "Oh I really know the answer to this one teacher", Johnny replied. "It's your feet". "Your feet?" the teacher asked, "Now why on earth do you think your feet will go to Heaven first?" "I don't think it, I know it." little Johnny said. "Last night I heard a noise coming from mama's bedroom, when I looked in to see what it was I saw daddy trying to hold mama down on the bed, but her feet were in the air gong straight up towards Heaven, and the whole time she was saying "Oh God I'm coming, Oh God I'm coming!"
Blue Box Imagination (4 days ago)
I thought this was Hugh Mungus
Zach Lancina (4 days ago)
That’s a good one
Dr. Daff (4 days ago)
Definitely not the funniest joke ever
Chazz Smith (4 days ago)
What’s the difference between a rooster and a hen A roster says cacadoodledoo a hen says any cock’ll do
huggleskuishy (4 days ago)
Are you Squirrly Dan?
vasco de gama (4 days ago)
It’s ok
John C (4 days ago)
A great Japanese race car driver once said: “If you pull out to fast, you will leave rubber behind.”
Thatonekid80 (1 day ago)
*too*
M S (4 days ago)
My favourite part is when he said “y’all have a great day” I feel better already
The Lone Wanderer (4 days ago)
this is the greatest comment section in History
The Artful Dodger (4 days ago)
Four British football supporters we're flying to the World Cup when their plane goes down in the mountains. Only three of them survive. Eventually they run out of food and decide to eat their dead mate. Before they start to eat him they argue about who will get what piece. The first man says: Well, I support Liverpool so I should get his liver. Second guy says: Well, I support Manchester so I should get his chest. Third guy says: Well, I support Arsenal and I'm not hungry anymore
Plague Doctor (4 days ago)
Here’s a riddle: You’re stuck in a room and everything is UNBREAKABLE besides a table and a mirror how do you escape? Answer: You look in the mirror and you see what you SAW, you grab the saw and cut the table in half, two half‘s make a hole and you climb through the hole and escape.
Void X Gamer (4 days ago)
Herd it before. Not a good riddle. It's just to out there
Zhkyi (4 days ago)
That was actually good
Tesla SpaceX (4 days ago)
How was that punchline funny??
Tinoy Thomas (4 days ago)
I see you guys out there, the ones that don't know any jokes and just keep reading everyone else's
Devin Chapman (19 hours ago)
Tinoy Thomas just for this comment, I’ll share one
Jacob Wood (4 days ago)
11/10
RETRO GAMER 2.0 (4 days ago)
I didn't laught but was funny
Epic Terry (4 days ago)
He's not old
Skylorious (4 days ago)
I wouldn’t consider him “old” maybe middle aged
TheREAL Mahdi (4 days ago)
A Muslim man jumps ...hehe lol
McKinley Parker (4 days ago)
Hahah grate video 👍👍
isiah pantiere (4 days ago)
This was great
Jack Zap (4 days ago)
Amazing
Granntop (4 days ago)
Number 16 why is this in my recommend
Ben Mackay Games (4 days ago)
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Dont be silly, feminists cant change anything.
Ben Mackay Games (2 days ago)
Is Google Male or female? Female because It doesnt let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.
JAHZBOI MUSIC (4 days ago)
Niceeeee
Ben Mackay Games (4 days ago)
What do you call a person without any shins? Tony
Ben Mackay Games (2 days ago)
+Nick Kyler yeah I get what you mean. It's the same with sarcasm. Thanks though!
Nick Kyler (2 days ago)
+Ben Mackay Games Yes, Yes. I see now. Works better phonetically. Sometimes jokes lose their kick when typed. Nice one though.
Ben Mackay Games (2 days ago)
+Nick Kyler toe - knee
Nick Kyler (2 days ago)
Explain
Ben Mackay Games (4 days ago)
What did the plumber name his son? Dwayne pipe
Nick Kyler (2 days ago)
Harelipped Plumber, or Plumber with a lisp. Or just retarded plumber. Would have been better.
Ben Mackay Games (4 days ago)
When I was little my mum would leave the house for a few hours at a time without telling me. One day, my mum was about to leave when I ran downstairs and asked her not to go. She turned to me and said "Charlie, do you think I'm a bad mother?". Me: "my name is Ben"
Code Zero (4 days ago)
He is not even old
Cedric Wade (4 days ago)
I didn't think I would like this but in dying😂 and I don't regret it
Ben Mackay Games (4 days ago)
I saw some nuns on a beach one day. I thought it might have been a habit.
Ben Mackay Games (4 days ago)
I was walking in the park one day with my friend when I saw some names etched into a tree. I turned to my friend and said, "huh, that's strange". He said, "yeah I know, why would you want your name on a tree" I said, "no, I'm wondering why so many people bring a knife on a date."
Emmy Jent (4 days ago)
Their once was a guy that was driving and he drove past a sign that said “Doctor can cure anything for $20 if not you get $100!!” So the man is thinking I’m gonna go in and trick this doctor. So he walks in and says “Hey Doctor I’ve lost my sense of taste.” So the Doctor says “Hey Nurse can we get this man a spoon full of number 22” The nurse brings out the 22 and gives it to the man the man takes it and says “EW THIS IS VINEGAR!!” The Doctor looks at him and says “Hey looks like your taste is back give me my $20.” The next day comes and this guy really wants $100 so he walks in and says “Hey Doctor I’ve lost my memory.” So the doctor calls the nurse and asks her for a spoonful of 22 before the nurse can give it to him the man says “WAIT THATS VINEGAR!” So the Doctor says “now give me my $20.” It’s the third day and the man comes in and says “Hey Doctor I’ve lost my eye sight.” So the doctor tells the man he can’t cure him and says, “Ok I can’t cure eye sight do here’s your $100.” The man looks at the money and says “Wait a minute this is a $20 bill.” So the doctor says, “Looks like your cured here now give me my money.”
DeadRat Disco (4 days ago)
I need this man in my life
MARCUSCUS (4 days ago)
I'm Spanish and didn't understand a single thing.
Zodiac (4 days ago)
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage..... It’s just a joke.
Stitch Commenting (4 days ago)
Here’s a joke: My existence
TEENYcharmander (4 days ago)
What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMWs? Porcupines have pricks on the outside
FosterKid (4 days ago)
Wow funnyiest joke ever laugh haha very funny fune like ninja fortnite ha laugh jaha
Ozikk (4 days ago)
The hell is that supposed to mean?
kians Drums (4 days ago)
i am finatic
toxic venom (4 days ago)
My really old teacher in like 5th grade told me that wan like 6 years ago
Contor 13 (4 days ago)
Two men walk into a bar The third one ducks
Andrei Tocana (4 days ago)
That's not an old man sorry to bother!
Skull Entertainment (4 days ago)
That's a good one hahahahah
Isaac Franks (4 days ago)
Welcome to the algorithm.
Gabe Cooke (4 days ago)
so a man is at his house with a bunch of friends over and he comes downstairs with a pistol. he says to his friends, "i have one in the chamber and 11 in the magazine, and y'all are gonna tell me who's been sleepin' with my wife!" all of a sudden one of his friends shouts out, "you're gonna need a lot more bullets than that!"
*category: gaming* made you look
Blizrdz (5 days ago)
That’s the funniest thing ever
Ty Par (5 days ago)
Hahahaha, that is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
Kyle Carson (5 days ago)
From dusk til dawn. 1997ish I do believe. Bartender bet though.
G_J_C 95 (5 days ago)
Lol once upon a time in Mexico
Jason P. (5 days ago)
Welcome to joke city where half of the comments are just jokes
TrazBurger (5 days ago)
This is *GOLD!*
Marcus Schaefer (5 days ago)
What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers
Nick Kyler (2 days ago)
I don't get it.
Marcus Schaefer (5 days ago)
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

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