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At middle school I had a science teacher and at the beginning of class her would let us try to solve riddles. The best substitute I've ever had was this guy and he said " hi I'm going to be your substitute teacher for the day. I really don't care about teaching right now so you guys can go on your phone and do whatever you want. I can also play cat videos on the big screen if you want. I get paid for this anyway so let's have some fun!" He did not care so we got two hours of free time to do whatever we wanted and go on our phones. Yeah I liked him
Every time we get our report cards, my social studies teacher makes students sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in front of the class to get it back if they leave it in his class. If you’re talking to much or being annoying, he will put you on teapot, and if you talk on teapot you sing I’m a Little Teapot at lunch in front of everybody, and if you get it worse, you can’t talk for the rest of the year. What’s worse? Not giving back your report card envelope. The last five people to turn in on have a race to turn it in first, last one to turn it in owes him oatmeal raisin cookies to avoid their consequence.
Me) Teacher I have a question , How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher) well I think you cannot put an elepha-
Me) it's simple! Just open the fridge , put the elephant inside and close the door.
Me) I have another question !
How do you put a donkey inside a fridge?
Teacher) open the fridge and put the donkey inside.
Me) Nope, Open the fridge, take the elephant out and THEN put the donkey inside it. Guess your wrong !
Me) I have another question !
Everyone came to the lion's party except one animal, which one?
Teacher) that's easy ! Everyone was not at the lion's party because the lion would have eaten them.
Me) Haha , wrong again , the donkey was missing at the party because he was still inside the fridge.
(class starts laughing)
Me) I have another questio-
Teacher) ENOUGH OF THIS NON-SENSE OR ELSE YOU WILL GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! 😡
Me) what the what did I even do?
Sorry for such a long comment 😅
Back in the 70's when i was in high school, we would never get away with most of the stuff students wrote on their papers /tests. Probably would be kept after school or sent to the principals office, maybe expelled. Zero tolerance. LOL
My law teacher: blah blah blah blah AMERICA IS A FREE COUNTRY!!!
(Classmate raise hand)
Classmate: If america is a free country, can I buy it?
(Everyone laughs and teacher has a poker face)
I had a physics teacher who used to swear in class and make fun of people who said stupid stuff. We went on cool field trips to zip lining parks and stuff. He used to spray kids with this animal tranquilizer syringe or something, so at the end of the year, I bought him two water guns, and half of our final exam was him having water gun fights with anybody who could get the other gun. He spent an entire class period showing us a user tutorial for the tesla he was gonna buy, and he used to make kids grab this electric ball that would give you a little shock (nothing big, like a static shock). He’d give kids headlocks and noogies at the football games.
Fuck, he was cool though
In 3rd grade my teacher had little sayings to go with the rules of spelling, the only one I remember was ' drop the y and add es and the teacher dances on her desk' every time she said that she would up get up on her desk and start dancing. Same year she said that same saying and danced but the whole class started begging the student teacher to do it too..... so my student teacher got up on a desk and started dancing then suddenly the who class burst into laughter and I had no idea what was going on until i asked my friend and she said that the teacher broke her heel, I was scared to death before I realized it was the heel if her shoe that she broke, she went the rest of the day with one of her high heels broken.
so there is this really short kid in the class and we were
doing math and the teacher is reading a problem and says “ THIS REMINDS ME OF *kids name*” And then he says “you know what i’m going to get the rulers and measure him” and he measured him in front of the class it was 5th grade and he was 4’3
You know why you ALWAYS keep gum on you at school
If your on your phone during class and the teacher catches you but says "Hand it over". Act like your yawning but put the gum in your mouth chew it and give them the chewed gum not your phone
Your teacher won't bother you again 😎
When I had a test last year about animals it asked me to draw a predator and I drew *the predator* and next to it my teacher drew a stick man with the three predator dots on its head. Had my friends laughing for days
My sister goes to college at the time of this comments upload and one of her teachers demonstrated something (I forgot what) and put on a Naruto headband and 'powered up' and knocked over a chair and then said "I am done"
I had a teacher once who if we misbehaved whoever was misbehaving would make them go up to her desk and she had this signs she made out of paper and she would pin it to your shirt and they said I don't listen to the teacher so I became Juster Bieber and you had to wear a Justen Bieber wig for the rest of class also I had another teacher who if you got an A+ he would give you 5 dollars. Also, this is Sal :) he has no friends if you like this comment Sal gets a friend
I have two stories, so my teacher was showing us some division stuff, and she said “Okay guys gone freak out, especially the boys.” She did the T pose and everyone just started screaming, and then this other time. One of these kids was talking back to the teacher, and when he finished, he dabbed. So she said “Hey! The dab is dead!” The whole class was just like “OOOOO, GET ROASTED BY THE TEACHER!!!” It was great..
1:28 because the gravitational pull Crush nearby objects into a ring formation around a massive body the same thing will happen if you get close enough to the Sun or even to Jupiter it has one as well but the reason why we don't have one is out our gravitational pull is not strong enough and the Moon is for too far away is the Moon. Closer we would have rings because the mood just be crushed into tiny little pieces
There is a kid in my school who went up to the history teacher and said he dropped something and when he looked down he did this 👌 then the teacher said the kid dropped something too and he said what and the teacher said you’re grade XD
One time my class was doing a test that had 60 questions. My teacher figured we tired so he randomly sang a whole bunch of pop music for 20 minutes.
we all felt really good and we all got 80 -100 percent on the test.
3:05 I can see my high school algebra teacher doing something like that. The man was convinced that his was the only class we were taking and most certainly believed that mathematics was the only subject that mattered. Now, many years later, I'm driving my third Cadillac, I make more money a year at my pharmaceutical job than he ever did teaching and I have never, not once ever, needed to use anything beyond simple math.
My history teacher likes to put us in the perspective of people in history. He once gave everyone a paper saying that next school year, the high school will have school uniforms. The uniforms will be a white shirt, black pants and black shoes. If you don't want a uniform, you must pay $500 a semester (2 semesters a school year) and the money will go to the teachers pay. Everybody was freaking out for the first 10 minutes of class. Then he told everyone it was a prank and that he was relating to the unfair laws in Europe. He does pranks on the class all the time and we fall for them every time since he's so convincing(there are very few gullible people in my school). April fools is very scary...
So a teacher of mine teaches science and social studies (the teachers have to teach 2 classes at my school) and we had a science test that he knew no one studied for, so he wrote this on the board:
The sun is shinin’
The birds is singin’
And your tears be fallin’ like rain
F or 25 years we have provided deluxe wilderness outpost fishing trips from our Armstrong location into beautiful Wabakimi Provincial Park and surrounding lakes.
Yes, we take you where the fishing is extraordinary , but there is more than fishing. Yearly family gatherings sharing a wilderness experience in comfort. Father - son (or daughter) bonding trips or Husband and wife celebrating a second honeymoon with the added spectacular outpost fishing or `the buddy trips where the tall tales get taller.
Its a big time stress reliever! . how do you think about anything else when you are fighting a fish?
Greg and I had a great week. we caught over 1000 walleye. There were well over 200 in the slot size (>18"). This is the most large walleye that have ever been caught on a trip to whiteclay for me. The slot size protection is working. It seems that each trip has more large fish being caught. Our largest northern was 43". It was caught on a jig while walleye fishing.
Greg and I sent see what you missed letters to about a dozen folks. Hope that translates into a large group for next June. . Fran and I are looking forward to the August fishing trip .
G. Ostrander, Green Bay, WI.
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Received your card. Congratulations on 25 Years! We speak often about the great times we had at Ogoki! A Tribute to you both!
Best Regards, Rich Craddock.
What a nice surprise to find your post card in my mail yesterday. Twenty-five years is a long time to do anything; much less a business like yours with all the uncertainties of weather, exchange-rates, two-country economies, etc. There is a reason why your business has survived and (hopefully) thrived. you do the wilderness fishing experience better than anyone in the outdoor sport vacation business.
Dear Judy and Paul,
Congratulations on 25 years. I have many fond memories of my time with Jack at Ogoki. Hope all is well with you.
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This website will take you every step of the way for a worry free fishing vacation!
Let us introduce ourselves; Judy & Paul Boucher and family. Weve been doing this for 25 years and have learned a thing or two on how to take the worry out of the wilderness experience. Our staff will help you with anything you may not understand or solve any mechanical glitch right away. In short: we treat you like family!
Just a note to let you know our recent fishing junket to your Mojikit South Outpost.
Ive been coming to Armstrong area since 1972 and have probably flown in with 6-7 different outfitters over the years to numerous outposts. Your Mojikit South camp is clearly the nicest camp I have been to. The cabin is beautiful and roomy. Great kitchen and dining area. Beautiful screened in deck and outside porch overlooking the channel. Large chest freezer and a frig that actually keeps things cold. Screened in fishing cleaning house with running water. Bedrooms that are roomy. Vaulted ceiling the the cabin is a plus. The cabin is centrally located to both the lake and the Ogoki Reservoir.
The boats are the best that Ive ever experienced at an outpost. The inside bottoms consist of flat carpeted panels. easy to get in and out of. 1st time Ive fished an outpost with "dry" feet. The boats had comfortable swivel seats and 15 & 20 hp 4-stroke engines that worked great.
We will definitely be back. Everything about Ogoki Frontier was quality. My two grandchildren had the time of their lives, as did the other 2 members of our party. Thanks for the memories.